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Bio-geneticists invent airborne formula that reverses the whole world's sexual orientation.
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|BREAKING NEWS: American Debtors Will Be Shipped to China as Indentured Servants! The federal government announced today that all Americans in foreclosure, past due on credit card debt or in bankruptcy, will be shipped to Beijing to work off America's debt to the Chinese.China accepted a hard driven bargain by Secretary of State Hillary Clinton today which allows for every American to help pay off our national debt to China by working for two dollars a day as a domestic servant, in rice paddies or coal mines. Since 98% of the national debt is caused by heterosexuals, only heterosexuals will be shipped to China. Gays and lesbians will be sent to the Paris sweatshops of Yves St. Laurent, Karl Lagerfeld and Givenchy, to help pay back what we owe to the French. Banks and credit card companies will use their bailout money to pay to ship American debtors to China. According to Citibank executives, who asked not to be identified, "it's important that America show the world we always pay back our debts." Bankrupt American Debtors (B.A.D.) claim they should be paid at least the federal minimum wage but experts on Wall Street said that would only serve to hurt small businesses in China and stunt economic growth worldwide. Gays and lesbians working Paris sweatshops, however, will be paid French minimum wage, given free healthcare, expense accounts and quaint but fashionable apartments on the Rive Gauche. Experts on Wall Street claim this is the sort of practice that has destroyed France's economy. French politicians' response was simply, "we will not be sending any French people to work in China."|
Hit Sci fi comedy “Horror In The Wind,” will screen at a benefit for PFLAG at the Fountain Theatre, Las Cruces, on January 24. PFLAG is an international organization created by parents, families and friends to gain understanding and support of gay loved ones. The screening sold out in 3 days. Patrick Ivers, Film Critic at the Laramie Movie Scope calls Horror In The Wind, “Fightfully funny” and Jeff Berg, Local IQ Film Critic, says, “Debauchery! Hedonism! Blasphemy! Naked New Mexicans! You will find it all in one very entertaining and ultra low budget New Mexican film.” "Horror In The Wind" is set in 2017 when Pat Robertson and James Dobson win the White House with a campaign theme of the "War on Sex." Robertson spreads an untested sex suppression formula throughout the world. To everyone's shock, Formula 4708 does not suppress sex drive but changes it. Within a week the entire world is gay. Eventually people prefer it and amend the constitution to ban heterosexual marriage. When Revision Studios announced it will publish a new translation of the Bible in which God says gay is better than straight, Christians got angry. “Mail poured in. We’re posting it on our blog. This is a textbook case of how the Internet is viral. In one week we went round the world and got picked up by major sites.
“The Princess Diana Bible is in ‘Horror In The Wind,’” says Mitchell. “After the world becomes gay, religious people create The Princess Diana Bible, which says that gay is right and straight is sin. Then they burn all the King James Bibles.” According to Mitchell, “There are scholars who say that like many priests, Jesus was gay. Gays are the only group left in America that it’s still okay to hate. Even President-Elect Obama is a homophobe who thinks gays and lesbians don’t deserve the same rights as straights or he’d favor same-sex marriage. Gays helped get Obama elected yet he still hates them, just like Rick Warren.” Revision has also launched “Leviticus International,” a new website which promises to help unhappy straights become gay. According to Max Mitchell, creator of the site, “Jesus Christ has the power to end heterosexuals’ misery and make them gay.” Leviticus International says that straights can become gay through prayer and the help of Jesus Christ. Visitors to the site can send emails to Jesus and listen to video testimonials. “Horror In The Wind” screens at the Fountain Theatre Las Cruces January 24 at 10pm. Rising star, Perren Hedderson (“Hero Tomorrow”) leads the cast of 50 New Mexico actors. Click the video below to watch an interview with Perren.
JESUS CAN MAKE YOU GAY SAYS LEVITICUS INTERNATIONAL
Revision Studios, famous for the “Princess Diana Gay Bible” has launched Leviticus International, a new website which promises to help unhappy straights become gay. According to film producer Max Mitchell, creator of the site, “Jesus Christ has the power to end heterosexuals’ misery and make them happy well-adjusted gays.” Mitchell recently produced “Horror In The Wind,” about two bio-geneticists who invent an airborne formula that reverses the whole world’s sexual orientation.
Leviticus International says straights can be “born again gay” through prayer and Jesus Christ. Joseph “Bo” Kelly, of Las Vegas, NV, a former heterosexual, claims his compulsive attraction to women led him to two suicide attempts. “Now that I’m gay, suicide never crosses my mind. My partner, Todd, and I share so much more than I ever did with any of my four ex wives. I thank God for taking the sinful hetero disorder away.”
How does it work? “I got on my knees and asked Jesus to release me from the spell cast by women.” It took months and months of prayer until I started noticing guys’ butts. Then I met Todd at church. The next thing I knew, it was Super Bowl. We were so excited by the game, let’s just say there was dancing in the end zone. We moved out of the trailer into an Italian palazzo with topiary and an herb garden. I can’t thank Rev. Karl enough. I’m living proof prayer really works.”
Mary Bermanoff, of Dearborn, another ex straight, says she’s never been so happy. “I truly am born again. Who knew Jesus could make me a happy lesbian? Twenty years with a man who smelled and never once emptied the recycle bin on the computer was more than I could take. My girlfriend, Janine, actually cooks and brings me coffee in bed. Hallelujah! I no longer have to be drunk to have sex.”
Visitors to the Leviticus International website (leviticusinternational.com) can watch video testimonials and email Jesus questions about becoming gay. According to Mitchell, Jesus does not have a spam folder and answers every question. Read testimonials from people who got lucky on the “Prayed And Got Laid” page. A sample of the revised Book of Leviticus is available at the website.
Leviticus International saves straights from “Hetero Hell,” a place of misery where people pretend to believe in equality for all but are really trying to keep gays second class. Hetero Hell causes them to believe they are better than others even while living in single wides. According to Brother Richard, “Jesus will pluck you from Hetero Hell and gently toss you into Homo Heaven. Ask any convert. Ask the youth groups we host. Ask the elderly who got out just in time. Hetero Hell is its own punishment complete with spousal abuse and spoiled children. Don’t let it happen to you. Ask God to put you in Homo Heaven. Email Jesus at firstname.lastname@example.org.”
Mitchell claims “Many scholars say Jesus was gay. But gays are the only group left in America that it’s still okay to hate. Even President-Elect Obama is a homophobe who thinks gays and lesbians don’t deserve the same rights as straights. Gays helped get Obama elected but he still hates them along with Rick Warren.”
"HORROR IN THE WIND" BANNED BY ALLEN THEATERS
Made for under $53,000, sci fi comedy “Horror In The Wind (trailer),” has been banned by Allen Theaters of New Mexico. Dick Weber, Executive Producer at Revision Studios, reports that Allen Theaters refused to screen the locally produced comedy because it is too political. “Horror In The Wind” tells the story of two biogeneticists who invent an airborne formula that accidentally reverses the whole world’s sexual orientation.
Allen Theaters, the only Cineplex in Alamogordo where the film was shot, was asked by Weber to do a single late night screening to comply with Screen Actors Guild regulations. According to theater owner, Russell Allen, it is “too political.” Alamogordo, famous for being the town that burned the Harry Potter books, is referenced in the movie.
Allen Theaters screens mostly extremely violent films. “They are offended by political comedy but have no problem screening wall to wall graphic violence,” said writer director Max Mitchell. “Russell Allen thinks that violence and murder is better than laughter. So much for family values.”
When NBC News showed up with a camera at Allen’s Cineplex in Alamogordo, the manager refused to be interviewed on camera. Allen did not return phone calls made by NBC News reporter Katie Ryan.“Horror In The Wind” is set in 2017 when Pat Robertson and James Dobson win the White House with a campaign theme of the “War on Sex.” The President steals an unvetted formula and spreads it throughout the world. To everyone’s shock, the untested Formula 4708 does not suppress sex drive but changes it. Within a week the entire world transforms from 90% heterosexual to 90% homosexual. Rising star, Perren Hedderson (“Hero Tomorrow”) leads the cast of 50 New Mexico actors. The sci fi comedy was shot mostly in southern New Mexico as well as Canada, Washington, New York, London, Paris and Rome. “They had me until they rewrote the Bible.” Dan Lafferty, Fax News. “Scared the livin’ daylights outta’ me.” Flo Daniels, Flo TV.
"Debauchery! Hedonism! Blasphemy! Naked New Mexicans!